One of my jobs at work is to amend the absences of the pupils once we receive a note from parents. This has to be the best note I have had to deal with in my 8 years at the school. Love it!
Dear Mr Teacher
Please excuse Susie's absence from school yesterday. She had earache and insists on giving it to me every day from now on.
Mr Bloggs (father)
Names have been changed to protect the innocent!