Note of the week

One of my jobs at work is to amend the absences of the pupils once we receive a note from parents. This has to be the best note I have had to deal with in my 8 years at the school. Love it!

Dear Mr Teacher

Please excuse Susie's absence from school yesterday. She had earache and insists on giving it to me every day from now on.

Yours sincerely

Mr Bloggs (father)

Names have been changed to protect the innocent!